Let’s break down the bloodbath that was ‘Succession’s’ Season 3 finale

The following contains major spoilers for the season finale of “Succession.”

Only another HBO character’s untimely demise managed to knock “Succession’s” highly anticipated Season 3 finale (momentarily) out of the headlines this week: After Kendall Roy’s much-discussed dip in the pool set the internet alight, all eyes were on Sunday’s “All the Bells Say.” Who lived? Who died? And did the episode manage to quiet critics who felt the Emmy winner had started spinning it wheels?

Staff writers Meredith Blake and Yvonne Villarreal and culture critic Mary McNamara convened after the episode to break it all down:

Meredith Blake: Well, color me shocked. I definitely did not have “the Roy siblings finally come together only to be betrayed by Tom and their terrible parents” on my “Succession” finale bingo card. In the end Kendall survived that fall off the inflatable, only to get smacked down yet again — bringing both Shiv and Roman with him.

It is extremely “Succession” that the moment anyone shows some personal growth, order in the universe is immediately restored when someone else does something extremely terrible. I was delighted by the kindness Roman showed Kendall after he confessed to killing the waiter — it was note-perfect in that Roman’s kindness takes the form of very dark humor about waiting too long for a gin and tonic and clipping kids with Porsches. But I feel almost personally betrayed by Tom. I am going to have to burn all my Mr. Darcy posters now. And don’t get me started on Greg the Egg! Yvonne, how are you processing this moment?

Matthew Macfadyen as Tom in “Succession.”

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Yvonne Villarreal: Before I get into how I’m processing, I feel it’s worth noting that I am typing this while wearing a distressed gray cap that I am pretending is a Roy-style logo-less black cap. (Though Kendall finally busted the trend tonight!)

I just want to say I am glad we were spared a Kendall death. I don’t think I could do another week of Jeremy Strong tweets in my timeline. And Meredith, please pass your Mr. Darcy posters this way — I’ll add to my collection. Because I did a slow clap for Tom managing to pull a fast one on Shiv in the middle of her mom’s wedding reception. Every week, Shiv has shown us more and more just how much she does not love Tom. As Meredith Marks said in tonight’s “Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,” a leopard doesn’t change her spots, and Tom finally realized that.

Also, can we discuss the Connor moment? As a middle child who always feels forgotten, there’s nothing I loved more than Connor trying to remind everyone that he exists. In fact, if Kendall can wear ridiculous accessories like that necklace in tonight’s episode, Connor needs a baseball cap that says: “I am the eldest son of our father” so it’s out there for everyone to remember. But Mary, as a mother of three kids, what did you think of Caroline’s move?

Mary McNamara: Well, this is what you get for ignoring your mother when she talks. Seriously, Caroline has mentioned that she was reviewing the divorce agreement several times and her kids could not even be bothered to ask her for details — they were too busy making fun of her new husband’s need for a posh address. Also, as much as I love Brian Cox, there is not enough money/power in the world that would distract me from the glory of having Harriet Walter as my mother. They should have paid her more attention instead of complaining about her shot-riddled pheasant. It’s still pheasant!

I admit I was hoping Kendall would die/come near death and wake his family up to the real dangers of screwing around with people, but then I am a Romantic and “Succession” is a deep dark satire. So how hilarious is it that after all their jockeying for position, Dad cuts them out entirely, reminding them that it is his company and his money, after all. Logan clearly knows his “King Lear” — he will not be handing his kingdom over, thanks so much. I did not call the Tom move, though hell hath no fury like a new husband scorned. I am very excited to see more of the “Tom and Greg” show, though, because you know Roman will be sliding in there as quickly as possible. And think of the dialogue!

Kieran Culkin as Roman and Sarah Snook as Shiv in “Succession.”

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Blake: I guess the big question now — other than, “So does this mean Alexander Skarsgaard is doing to be back next season, pretty please?” — is where do the siblings all go from here? It makes perfect sense, in its own horrifically gross way, if Logan is in fact trying to have a baby with Blunt Bangs. He’s cut out his own kids and wants to start anew. Kendall is already used to being on the outs, but I suspect Roman will not fare well as a prodigal son. And Shiv sure isn’t used to getting played by Tom. But hey, maybe she’ll be attracted to him now that he’s screwed her over?

At this point noting the brilliance of the performances in “Succession” is a little like saying “Gee, Tuscany looks nice,” but come on. Can we just talk about the performances for a sec? Sarah Snook was on fire in particular, and gave us a parting glance for the ages. (This show loves to end a season with an intriguing close-up.)

In the end it was a sensational episode in which everything changed and yet Logan, somehow, ended up on top once again. Bravissima!

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