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Want to express your love to your significant other, partner, or wife/ husband on Instagram, but not sure what caption or quote to use in order to perfectly describe your relationship to the world? Fret not. We have curated this long list of the absolute best captions and quotes that you can use on your Instagram posts, stories, and reels. Whether you want it to be cute, romantic, emotional, funny, or just want to use a legendary movie quote or song lyric, we have you covered.

Cute love captions for Instagram

  • My favourite place in the world is next to you.
  • Together is my favourite place to be.
  • A true love story never ends.
  • Love you today. Love you tomorrow. Love you forever.
  • P.S. I love you.
  • How lucky am I that of all the fish in the sea, I caught you.
  • Two peas in a pod.
  • You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
  • It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
  • Your smile makes me smile.
  • We’re definitely two of a kind.
  • Better together.
  • You stole my heart but I’ll let you keep it.
  • Let’s face it, we’re both addicted to this thing called “love.”
  • Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
  • Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
  • We just found out that kissing burns approximately 6.4 calories per minute.
  • The only person in the world that I’d share my snacks with.
  • I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
  • You’re my lobster.
  • Thanks for being so good at killing spiders.
  • Love is sharing your popcorn.
  • The perfect couple? Yeah, they fart and fight too.
  • I love you even when I’m hungry.
  • We make a really great couple. Well, at least that’s what everyone’s saying.
  • Even when you drive me to the brink of insanity, I love you.
  • You’re my favourite hello and my hardest goodbye.
  • I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.
  • We just want to be happy. And perhaps a little bit naked.
  • You’re all mine, and I’m not sharing.
  • I’m happy to be your big/little spoon.
  • Our love is that romantic comedy that you’ve always wanted to hate but is too darn cute not to love!
  • Pretty glad we both swiped right.
  • The peanut butter to my jelly.
  • He’s the Jim to my Pam.
  • Looking for a cute Instagram couple? Well, here we are!
  • It all started with Netflix and Chill.
  • Thanks for putting up with me even though I’m kind of crazy.
  • We look at each other the way we look at chocolate cake.
  • I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
  • Together is a wonderful place to be.
  • We’re in a cute, long relationship where everyone is like—‘Dang, they’re still together?’
  • Pretty glad we both swiped right.
  • Big spoon and little spoon.
  • Not to brag but I think we’re really cute together.
  • You’re the apple of my eye.

Funny love captions for Instagram

  • Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.
  • Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
  • I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.
  • You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
  • I love you from my head tomatoes.
  • I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery. ~ Rita Rudner
  • Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go and find him. The poor man might be lost or stuck on an island or something.
  • Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
  • You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate – you make everything better.
  • I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.
  • Forever is a long time, make sure you spend it with someone who makes you laugh!
  • What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. ~ Cindy Garner
  • Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.
  • Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
  • By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
    ~ Socrates
  • The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
    ~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
    ~ Joan Crawford
  • Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.
  • Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a day and remembering to carry out the trash.
    ~ Joyce Brothers
  • Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.
  • If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you’re super mad!”.
  • When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
  • Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
  • I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work.
  • All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.
  • Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.
  • Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
  • The four most important words in any marriage: “I’ll do the dishes”.
  • A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
  • Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.
  • By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
  • You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
  • Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
  • Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
  • I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
  • Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him

Emotional love captions for Instagram

  • Love is a magical feeling. Not anyone can feel it.
  • Love demands a special kind of courage. The courage of getting hurt again and again.
  • Love doesn’t heal your wounds. It leaves them wide open.
  • Lucky are those who get to fight for love at the battleground of life.
  • Only for you, I know the true meaning of love.
  • Hold my hand that gives me strength and I could round the world no matter what on the
  • way mountains, rivers or oceans.
  • One thing I’ve tried but can’t hide, is my love for you!
  • If I only knew how much love would cost me, I’d never love anyone.
  • I climb into the dark for you, Are you waiting in the stars for me?
  • To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
  • I will wait for you till the day I can forget you or till the day you realize you cannot
  • forget me.
  • Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
  • When life knocks you down, stand the f*ck up and say, ‘You hit like a bitch.
  • Life doesn’t like drama. So, don’t be over-emotional.
  • Life gives you a second chance. But that offer is only for the determined ones.
  • He broke the wrong parts of me. He broke my wings and forgot I had claws.
  • I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken
  • heart.
  • It hurts to breathe because every breath I take proves I can’t live without you.
  • Just when you thought everything would be perfect, everything falls apart.
  • Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
  • If my life were a book then the moral of my life story is the pain.
  • Life is short, there is no time to leave important words unsaid.
  • My life’s garden is sunless and the flowers are dead.
  • I’m too afraid to be happy for the reason that whenever I tried, bad things happen.
  • Between me and my happiness in life, there standing ugly things named reality.
  • Why does pain always find me to bother?
  • When life gives you a tough time, accept it with a smile.
  • You get hardly any break from life. So why waste them worrying?
  • If I can still breathe, I’m fine
  • Tears are words that need to be written.
  • Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit.
  • Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them…your smile, your hope, and your courage.
  • Friendship is not only about having fun together. It’s also about sharing pains together.
  • Keep me as a best friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up.
  • I don’t want to spend a single life where I don’t have you as my friend.
  • Emotions are a beautiful thing.
  • Feeling all the feels today.
  • It’s okay to feel a little emotional sometimes.
  • Being emotional doesn’t make you weak, it makes you human.
  • Embracing my emotions, good and bad. Letting my emotions guide me on this journey called life.
  • If my life were a book then the moral of my life story is the pain.
  • Why does pain always find me to bother?
  • How many times can your heartbreak until there are no more pieces to break?
  • Pain is the best teacher and the best motivator in my life.
  • I will never let you go, whatever it takes to walk a thousand miles with or let the oceans full of tears could flow.
  • It’s amazing how someone can break your heart and you can still love them with all the little pieces.
  • Just one smile from you also makes me smile more.
  • I will never let you see my pain but my stupid face doesn’t let me hide it.
  • He broke the wrong parts of me. He broke my wings and forgot I had claws.
  • Life goes on… with or without you.
  • Sometimes, it takes a good fall to really know where you stand.
  • It seems impossible to stop thinking about your ex-lover and the memories you have shared together.
  • Every smile has a mystery behind it.
  • Sad things happen. They do. But we don’t need to live sad forever. – Mattie Stepanek
  • Because every breath I take proves that I can live without you.
  • You were there in my glossy days but in my darkest days, even your shadow wasn’t there.
  • When you’re happy, you enjoy the music But when you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.
  • I hate that I love you.
  • It is our kindest and tenderest emotion which we screen from the world.– Jean-Paul Richter
  • Your emotions are the slaves to your thoughts, and you are the slave to your emotions.
  • Sometimes I cry to stop the tears from falling down.
  • A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art.
  • Tears are words that need to be written.
  • Everyone has a story but my story left me.
  • Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.

Couple love captions for Instagram

  • Love you today. Love you tomorrow. Love you forever.
  • Every day I’m with you, I love you more.
  • Hold my hand, and I will go anywhere with you.
  • My favourite love story is ours.
  • You give love a special meaning.
  • Better together.
  • Falling in love all over again.
  • So many of my smiles begin with you.
  • True love never gets old.
  • P.S. I love you.
  • Can’t keep calm when I’m crazy for you.
  • You don’t marry someone you can live with — you marry someone you cannot live without.
  • It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
  • Two peas in a pod.
  • How lucky am I that of all the fish in the sea, I caught you.
  • Your smile makes me smile.
  • We’re definitely two of a kind.
  • You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
  • Together is my favourite place to be.
  • I just need you and the sunset.
  • Happy wife, happy life!
  • Our hearts speak the same language.
  • A true love story never ends.
  • My favourite place in the world is next to you.
  • You stole my heart but I’ll let you keep it.

Quotes

  • “If all I got is your hand in my hand, baby I could die a happy man.” – Thomas Rhett
  • “You always gain by giving love.” — Reese Witherspoon
  • “Some people are worth melting for.” – Frozen
  • “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” — Audrey Hepburn
  • “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.” — A.A. Milne
  • “You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” — Albert Einstein
  • “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.”— Emily Brontë
  • “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz
  • “Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.” — Loretta Young
  • “If I had a flower every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.” — Alfred Tennyson
  • “Love is the flower. You’ve got to let it grow.” — John Lennon

Date night captions for Instagram

  • Life is beautiful. She’s proof.
  • He says he likes the view.
  • You make our house feel more like home.
  • I’m happy with my relationship status: I’m about to get married. I just don’t know who yet.
  • No matter what restaurant you pick for date night, I’ll always pick you.
  • Achieving all those date night goals!
  • Baby, just a sec. I have to fix my hair.
  • The peanut butter to my jelly.
  • You’re my sugar rush!
  • It’s pretty much a rumble in the jungle.
  • Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
  • The best moments in life aren’t even planned.
  • For a dinner date, I eat light all day to save room, then I go all in: I choose this meal and this order, and I choose you, the person across from me, to share it with. There’s a beautiful intimacy in a meal like that.
  • So many smiles begin with you.
  • I think a nice romantic dinner should be saved for when you and the girl you’re dating or seeing have something special and it’s a more special occasion.
  • Dinner is better when we eat together.
  • Every night feels like date night when I’m with you.
  • It’s the 21st century. I don’t need an alpha male to protect me. I need a geek who can get my naked photos off the cloud.
  • Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
  • ‘Next dinner is on me.’ — Me after every date night
  • In case you didn’t know, baby, I’m crazy ’bout you.
  • If you asked me to describe the perfect date, this would be it.
  • The only date with you can convince me to shave my legs.
  • You make my heart skip a beat.
  • So many smiles begin with you.
  • Seeing you is the favourite part of my day.
  • You sure do clean up nicely.
  • I want to hold your hand at 80 and say, we made it.
  • I’m a better golfer than he is.
  • Do you like my hair? Gee thanks, just got an overpriced blowout for date night.
  • I love you, too, dumb dumb.
  • I love being yours and knowing that you’re mine.
  • When my guy says to get dolled up, I take him seriously.
  • True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
  • Date night is always my favourite night.
  • The only person I’d share this incredible sushi with.
  • Find yourself someone who’s always willing to ask the server for a second bread basket.
  • Baby, you’re my great escape.
  • It’s not about where we go or what we do, it’s about doing anything (or nothing) with you.
  • Is that a night light or just your smile?
  • Who says a bike ride isn’t the best date night ever?
  • Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life.
  • Forever down, I am your lady. Always for sure, never a maybe.
  • I think a nice romantic dinner should be saved for when you and the girl you’re dating or seeing have something special and it’s a more special occasion.
  • I don’t remember the last time I dressed up for him, and it feels amazing.
  • Date night with my favourite partner in crime.
  • You’re my favourite place to go when my mind searches for peace.
  • It’s so sexy when you tip 20 percent.
  • I love you, and I love us!
  • No one is too old for fairytales.
  • Date night at the movies. Can you guess what we saw?
  • We’re dreaming of one another, despite being wide awake.
  • Wouldn’t want to do date night with anyone else.
  • I am so addicted to the idea of us being together

Song love captions for Instagram

  • “You came and breathed new life into this lonely heart of mine. You threw out the lifeline just in the nick of time.” — Brian McKnight, “Back At One”
  • “I know some people search the world to find something like what we have.” — Alicia Keys, “No One”
  • “I can’t hold back, I’m falling in love. It’s been right on the tip of my tongue. So here I go speaking honestly: I think this is forever for me.” — Demi Lovato, “4 EVER 4 ME”
  • “Hold me, love me. Ain’t got nothin’ but love babe, eight days a week.” — The Beatles, “Eight Days a Week”
  • “Every time I close my eyes, I thank the Lord that I’ve got you. And you’ve got me too.” — Babyface, “Every time I Close My Eyes”
  • “I’m so in love with you. Whatever you want to do is all right with me. ‘Cause, you make me feel so brand new, and I want to spend my life with you.” Al Green, “Let’s Stay Together”
  • “And I chose you, the one I was dancin’ within New York, no shoes.” — Taylor Swift, “Maroon”
  • “My every wish and every dream somehow became reality, when you brought the sunlight, completed my whole life.” — Mariah Carey, “Thank God I Found You”
  • “Every inch of your skin is a Holy Grail I’ve got to find. Only you can set my heart on fire.” — Ellie Goulding, “Love Me As You Do”
  • “You got my heart. Don’t know how you did it.” — Ariana Grande, “The Way”
  • “And now it’s big as this promise that we’re making, two reflections into one.” — Justin Timberlake, “Mirrors”
  • “He’s one of the good ones, a love me like he should one like he wrote the book one, the kind you find when you don’t even look one. Anybody can be good once but he’s good all the time. He’s one of the good ones, and he’s all mine.” — Gabby Barrett, “The Good Ones”
  • “I cross my heart and promise to give all I’ve got to give to make all your dreams come true. In all the world you’ll never find a love as true as mine.” — George Strait, “I Cross My Heart”
  • “How long will I love you? As long as stars are above you, and longer if I can.” — Ellie Goulding, “How Long Will I Love You”
  • “There’s no one that comes close to you, could ever take your place, ’cause only you can love me this way.” — Keith Urban, “Only You Can Love Me This Way”
  • “I’m so in love that I might stop breathing.” — Taylor Swift, “Paris”
  • “Take me into your loving arms. Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars. Place your hand on my beating heart.” — Ed Sheeran, “Thinking Out Loud”
  • “Where you go I follow, no matter how far. If life is a movie, oh you’re the best part.” — Daniel Caesar, “Best Part”
  • “Nothing can stop love from loving on us. And I’m not asking for much, just a couple of forevers.” — Chrisette Michele, “Couple of Forevers”
  • “I know forever doesn’t exist, but after this life, I’ll find you in the next. So when I say ‘forever,’ it’s the goddamn truth. I’ll keep finding”
  • “I can feel the sun whenever you’re near.” — “Love On Top,” Beyonce
  • “You’re giving me the feels.” — “The Feels,” Maren Morris
  • “I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings.” — “Paper Rings,” Taylor Swift
  • “I don’t need anything fancy, I just need you and my slow dancing.” — “Slow Dancing,” Ally and AJ
  • “You’re gonna live forever in me, I guarantee, just wait and see.” — “You’re Gonna Live Forever in Me,” John Mayer
  • “It all works out in the end, wherever you go, that’s where I am.” — “That’s Where I Am,” Maggie Rogers
  • “I fall in love with you every single day.” — “Thinking Out Loud,” Ed Sheeran
  • “All of me loves all of you.” — “All of Me,” John Legend
  • “You steal the air out of my lungs, you make me feel it.” — “Don’t Take The Money,” Bleachers
  • “I wanted my heart to remain in my pocket, she took it out and wrote her name right on it, and now I’m only borrowing.” — “Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa,” FINNEAS
  • “I get so lost inside your eyes.” — Adore You, Harry Styles
  • “I’ll follow you into the park, through the jungle, through the dark; girl, I never loved one like you.” — “Home,” Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
  • “There’s not a thing that I would change, ’cause you’re amazing just the way you are.” — Just the Way You Are, Bruno Mars
  • “Darling, don’t be afraid; I have loved you for a thousand years, and I’ll love you for a thousand more.” — “A Thousand Years,” Christina Perri
  • “Honey, I’d walk through fire for you, just let me adore you.” — “Adore You,” Harry Styles
  • “Tell me you love me, I love you a million percent.” — “My Little Love,” Adele
  • “If the sky falls from heaven above, oh, I know I had the best time falling into love.” —
  • “Till Forever Falls Apart,” Ashe and FINNEAS
  • “You take me the way I am.” — “The Way I Am,” Ingrid Michaelson
  • “There’s only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words 4 you (I love you).” — “1, 2, 3, 4,” Plain White Ts
  • “You’re my golden hour, the colour of my sky, you set my world on fire.” — “Golden Hour,” Kasey Musgraves
  • “Forever, never sounded good until I met ya.” — “Forever,” Chelsea Cutler
  • “So I’ll love ya ’til my lungs give out ain’t lying all your’n, and you’re all mine.” — “All Your’n,” Tyler Childers
  • “Oh, and babe, I’m fist-fighting with fire, just to get close to you.” — “Love on the Brain,” Rihanna
  • “Every inch of your skin is a holy grail I’ve got to find; only you can set my heart on fire.” — “Love Me Like you Do,” by Ellie Goulding
  • “Can I go where you go? Can we always be this close forever and ever?” — “Lover,” Taylor Swift

Movie love captions for Instagram

  • Money can’t buy you happiness but it can surely buy you DVDs of your favourite movies for you.
  • The one secret to your happiness is accepting wherever you are in life, you are at something good.
  • If you’re going to lie, lie big.
  • LCDs is the new cool of the era.
  • My tv always feels insecure, I am still here babe.
  • Who needs television when everything you want to see is available on your phone?
  • Cinema is like a drug.
  • Who needs millions of dollars as a reason to be happy when you have movies with you?
  • In a nutshell, happiness can be brought with just one click.
  • Happiness exists everywhere, you just have to find and feel it.
  • Movies are the real chill zone in this age of time.
  • If it doesn’t make you laugh at least once, it’s not funny.
  • A movie is a perfect idea to end your day with the best.
  • When a man looks at a woman, he should look at her eyes.
  • Gather some friends, watch a movie and chill.
  • You can take a movie apart but you can’t take the magic out of it.
  • If I needed a boyfriend in life that should be like a movie, who’s always there for cheering me up at any time.
  • Sometimes all you need is some love, pizza and a movie in life.
  • I don’t have many friends, but guess what, who needs them too when I have got a bunch of movies to cheer me up?
  • Who needs something else for cheering when you have your favourite show on your phone?
  • Just in love with the new TV shows.
  • The ones who say money can’t buy happiness probably don’t know cinema.
  • When in doubt, turn on your tv.
  • We all need our stories.
  • There are various things that make a person happy but it depends on that person what he chooses like I choose the movie.
  • If only I could find the DVD.
  • Make happiness your priority rather than people.
  • Home is where my bed and my tv is.
  • I would rather be with my tv than be with some annoying people surrounding me.
  • Sometimes all I need is a movie and some chilling in my life.
  • My bed, my snacks, my favourite show and my favourite friends; what else do I need in life?
  • I like how diverse our cinema is, and how it focuses on all the types and categories of films, shows and documentaries!
  • What can get better than watching a movie at night with your best friends?
  • Eat, sleep, watch movies, repeat.
  • The movie is so good, I can still remember every single part.
  • I watched it with my mom and dad on VHS.
  • It’s one of those movies that you don’t want to let go of.
  • We’ve seen it so many times together. We even went to the drive-in again a few months ago.
  • If it’s not real or fake, I know you’re still here.
  • I’ve been seeing this movie in my head for the last 5 years.
  • It’s one of those movies that just gets better with age.
  • This picture was taken after the first time I’d ever gone to a drive-in theatre.
  • I’ve been seeing it every single day since that night.
  • I can never get this movie out of my mind.
  • My husband and I saw it on a double date a few years ago and we couldn’t stop laughing.
  • I saw it the other day and still remembered all the quotes.
  • It was her birthday and I got her a ticket to go with me.
  • When I got home, I turned off all the lights and watched it again by myself.
  • I went to see it for the first time

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